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When I bought 86 rats... or "VALENTINE’S DAY EVENT. CRY ME A COCKROACH"
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Have you ever been crushed by an ex? If so, we have the perfect opportunity for you to mend that broken heart. This Valentine’s Day, San Antonio Zoo is hosting our first ever ‘Cry Me a Cockroach’ event.
You will be able to name a cockroach after your ex, and we will serve it up as a snack to one of our animals for only $5. If you ex was a snake, you can even name a rat after them, and we will feed it to a reptile for $25! The certificate you will receive can be shared on your own social media pages.
On Valentine’s Day, February 14th, we will be live-streaming our ‘Cry Me A Cockroach’ feeding frenzy! Birds and reptiles from San Antonio Zoo will join in on this feast. Will your ex be offered to our animals? Tune in this Valentine’s Day to find out!
HOW TO WATCH OUR FEEDING EVENT
For the actual feeding on Valentine’s Day, we will be hosting the event at San Antonio Zoo. Don’t worry if you can’t make it to the zoo, however, because we will also be streaming the feedings on Facebook Live. You can check out our Facebook page for updates here.
WHAT NAME BOTHERS YOU?
Valentine’s Day is enjoyed by millions of people, but if you’re just not feeling it this year, join San Antonio Zoo in their live cockroach feeding event.
Our ‘Cry Me A Cockroach’ promotion closes on 2/13 at 5 p.m. Only names submitted through our website will be featured through the promotion. All names will be submitted anonymously, and only first names will be displayed during the feeding event.
NAME A COCKROACH
NAME A RAT
I noticed this comment in a newspaper agony aunt column
My girlfriend who I have been with for a year has chosen greed over love and eaten my Easter egg.
I’m 24 and she’s 21. I miss my parents buying me an egg so I bought myself a lovely big one this year.
When I got in one night last week and went to fridge the egg was gone. My girlfriend admitted she had eaten it when I was out, she said she had a chocolate moment…and found it funny. She has crossed the line, how can I ever trust her again
What advice would you give to this heartbroken young man?
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Anyone interested in connecting with me?
Or would you like to meet me in real life. I just need a little financial help to pay for the passport and airline ticket and you could have a wonderful life, with me caring for your every need.
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