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Tell me why I don't like Mondays ...


#IT #work #fail #meme #office #desk
 
Ob man Audionachrichten mag oder nicht, mal dahin gestellt. Es gab bei #Matrix aka #Element schon seit 2018 den Request, dass man bitteschön in der #Android App bei Audio Dateien einen einfachen Player haben wollte, der einfach nur eine Sounddatei abspielt. So wie man das auf Webseiten kennt. Ein Knopf und dann wird das Ding abgespielt.

Die luxoriöse Anwendung wäre dann mit einem Pausenknopf und eventuell dann noch einen Slider, damit man hin und her springen kann.

Bis heute, muss man die Audiodatei runterladen, um sie dann mit einer externen Player App abspielen.

Als Workaround senden Leute Videodateien!

So und der Stand der Entwicklung ist, dass man jetzt 1 Jahr .. in Worten EIN Jahr ... damit verbracht hat, weil man die korrekte Darstellung der Wellenform im Player haben wollte.

DAS nenne ich mal so komplett am Usecase vorbeiprogrammiert ... also ... nicht programmiert.

"Wir liefern das Auto nicht aus, weil das Sitzpolster statt von rechts nach links kariert von links nach rechts kariert ist."

#Fail
@Fotoente der #Scheuer ist er teuerste #fail den sich Deutschland seid Jahren leistet
Dazu klebt der mit einer Selbstverständlichkeit am Sessel, das einem um die Zukunft "der Politik" Angst und Bange wird, wenn sich dieser Stile durchsetzt, wählen noch mehr Nazis. Die machen auch Scheiße aber von denen erwartet man auch nichts anderes
@kaffeeringe
 
Jetzt wo #Plastik out ist, wünschte ich, jemand würde etwas erfinden, worauf #Fastfood Läden ihr Essen servieren können und mit dem man bspw. nen Salat essen kann, was man dann nachher nicht wegwerfen muss.
#Fail
 
#apple #fail

Fefe:

"Wir sind jetzt da, wo der Weg die ganze Zeit hinführte. Ihr habt eure Souveränität aufgegeben. Ihr benutzt Prozessoren mit Management Engines, die verhindert, dass ihr auf eurer Hardware den Kopierschutz von Netflix-Videos brecht. Ihr verwendet Computer mit "Sicherheitschips", die verhindern, dass ihr auf eurem Computer booten könnt, was ihr wollt. Ihr benutzt Software, die eure Daten nicht nur nicht schützt sondern in die Cloud hochlädt."

https://blog.fefe.de/?ts=9ff09248
 

#iFixit #CEO names and shames tech giants for right to #repair obstruction


Source: https://www.zdnet.com/article/ifixit-ceo-names-and-shames-tech-giants-for-right-to-repair-obstruction
"California #Apple stops providing service after seven years, so this was at seven years and Apple have warehouses full of spare parts, and rather than selling that out in the marketplace -- so someone like me who eagerly would've bought them -- they were paying the recycler to destroy them," Wiens said.
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Weins also pointed to an example involving a #Microsoft #Surface laptop.

" [iFixit]rated it on our #repairability score, we normally rate products from one to 10; the Surface laptop got a zero. It had a glued-in battery … we had to actually cut our way into the product and destroyed it in the process of trying to get inside," he said.
#economy #politics #fail #news #environment #finance #money #capitalism
 

#iFixit #CEO names and shames tech giants for right to #repair obstruction


Source: https://www.zdnet.com/article/ifixit-ceo-names-and-shames-tech-giants-for-right-to-repair-obstruction
"California #Apple stops providing service after seven years, so this was at seven years and Apple have warehouses full of spare parts, and rather than selling that out in the marketplace -- so someone like me who eagerly would've bought them -- they were paying the recycler to destroy them," Wiens said.
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Weins also pointed to an example involving a #Microsoft #Surface laptop.

" [iFixit]rated it on our #repairability score, we normally rate products from one to 10; the Surface laptop got a zero. It had a glued-in battery … we had to actually cut our way into the product and destroyed it in the process of trying to get inside," he said.
#economy #politics #fail #news #environment #finance #money #capitalism
 
Blocks auf Twitter: "wieder ein fall von: - kein problem, ich trage meinen 30 kilo golden retriever einfach in meinem sehr kleinen rucksack ? https://t.co/x3iVzeJf8q" / Twitter <https://twitter.com/m_blocksberg/status/1404391635270647812 >

#photoshop #fail
 
Crypto is hard. Certificate validation can be too. GDATA says the German Coronavirus Warning App (CWA), which got added a digital certificate wallet function to recently, lacks any validation.

The researchers were able to add Robert Koch's certificate (*1843) to the app - the only criterion the app checks is that two weeks since the 2nd shot have passed. Oh, a century? Never mind, here you go. >_<

To be fair, the recommended way is using the official CovPass App, which does the self-evident check.

https://www.gdata.de/blog/digitaler-impfnachweis-schwaechen-bei-der-sicherheit


#cwa #gdata #certificates #certificate #validation #fail #covpass #crypto
 
Crypto is hard. Certificate validation can be too. GDATA says the German Coronavirus Warning App (CWA), which got added a digital certificate wallet function to recently, lacks any validation.

The researchers were able to add Robert Koch's certificate (*1843) to the app - the only criterion the app checks is that two weeks since the 2nd shot have passed. Oh, a century? Never mind, here you go. >_<

To be fair, the recommended way is using the official CovPass App, which does the self-evident check.

https://www.gdata.de/blog/digitaler-impfnachweis-schwaechen-bei-der-sicherheit


#cwa #gdata #certificates #certificate #validation #fail #covpass #crypto
 

#Kaspersky #Password Manager: All your passwords are belong to us


source: https://donjon.ledger.com/kaspersky-password-manager/
So the #seed used to generate every password is the current system time, in seconds. It means every instance of Kaspersky Password Manager in the world will generate the exact same password at a given second.
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#security #news #hacker #software #fail #problem #omg #wtf
 

#Kaspersky #Password Manager: All your passwords are belong to us


source: https://donjon.ledger.com/kaspersky-password-manager/
So the #seed used to generate every password is the current system time, in seconds. It means every instance of Kaspersky Password Manager in the world will generate the exact same password at a given second.
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#security #news #hacker #software #fail #problem #omg #wtf
 

Zuviel Teilnehmer angemeldet? Griff in's Dixi-Klo

Eine buchstäbliche Scheißidee: Mal wieder zuviele Fantasie-Teilnehmer zur Querdenken angemeldet, denn:
So auch in Bochum, wo die Veranstalter mit tausenden Teilnehmern gerechnet und das auch so angemeldet haben. Am Ende sind laut der Polizei gerade einmal 600 Personen aufgetaucht.
[..]
Dumm ist auch, dass für die angemeldete Menschenmasse eine Auflage gestellt worden ist. Die Veranstalter müssen demnach 18 Dixi-Klos bereitstellen und natürlich auch selbst bezahlen.
[..]
So lustig die Veranstalter der Querdenker-Demo in Bochum die Situation auch darstellen wollen, stellt sie die Toiletten-Tragödie aber trotzdem vor ein Problem. Denn das Mieten von 18 Dixi-Klos ist nicht gerade günstig.

Shit happens :-D

#Querdenken #fail

Bodo Schiffmann: Querdenker-Demo von Dixi-Klo-Skandal überschattet

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Bodo Schiffmann ist aus Afrika zurückgekehrt und redet auf einer Querdenken-Demo. Doch das „DixiGate“ überschattet die Veranstaltung.
 
Über den mobilen Browser (Android) konnte ich gerade keine Überweisung vornehmen. Weil: Selbes Gerät und SMS-Tan aktiv. Einfach den User-Agent geändert - dann ging es. Security par excellence... (War ein Test).

#Fail #Bank #Sicherheit
 

No Context Brits auf Twitter: "I think that’s meant to be the date. https://t.co/du7EUvcIy8" / Twitter


The stupidity hurts!
#fail

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1399979034927321089
#fail
 

#Antivirus that mines #Ethereum sounds a bit wrong, right? #Norton has started selling it


Source: https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/03/norton_crypto/
#NortonLifeLock is now dangling a product that promises better #security and that it might eventually pay for itself. And not just pay for itself but also pay handsomely in the long run: the value of Ethereum has risen almost 1,000 percent in the past twelve months, and more than 10 per cent in the past 24 hours alone.
#internet #news #fail #business #software #money #finance #miner #cryptocurrency
 

#Antivirus that mines #Ethereum sounds a bit wrong, right? #Norton has started selling it


Source: https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/03/norton_crypto/
#NortonLifeLock is now dangling a product that promises better #security and that it might eventually pay for itself. And not just pay for itself but also pay handsomely in the long run: the value of Ethereum has risen almost 1,000 percent in the past twelve months, and more than 10 per cent in the past 24 hours alone.
#internet #news #fail #business #software #money #finance #miner #cryptocurrency
 
#UK: No 10 ‘tried to block’ data on spread of new #Covid variant in English #schools

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/22/no-10-tried-to-block-data-on-spread-of-new-covid-variant-in-english-schools
The focus of their anger concerns the pre-print of a #PHE report that included a page of data on the spread of the #India #Covid-19 variant in schools. But when the report was published on Thursday 13 May, the page had been removed.
#censorship #pandemic #health #education #children #news #fail #politics #coronavirus #Corona #security
 
How not to build roads such that bikes are preferred. Never underestimate car drivers' ability to ignore the rules.

Anecdotally, I was there just the other day and thought, that is a lot of space for bikes!

https://twitter.com/MartinAusBerlin/status/1395452726100860928

#berlin #bikes #fail
 
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While we are discussing whether Corona is a hoax and vaccination makes sense, the next #generation is drowning at the #EU's external #border.
#seawatch #humanRights #refugees #help #politics #democracy #europe #fail
 
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While we are discussing whether Corona is a hoax and vaccination makes sense, the next #generation is drowning at the #EU's external #border.
#seawatch #humanRights #refugees #help #politics #democracy #europe #fail
 
Interesting, MERICS publishes an article on China's bet on Open Source strategies. Disappointing, at no point do they mention that a FOSS type license is the precondition to understanding what open source is, and how the culture works (i.e. by its license that enforces publishing code changes).

The itch to insert half a sentence here or there, e.g. in the What is 'open source' box, is strong while reading this. Just mention it! Were I to judge this as an editor, I'd put a FAILED mark. In any case, I've written them a short friendly notice.

Other than my nitpicky remark, the overview is great. Check the slide set.

MERICS: China bets on open-source technologies to boost domestic innovation


#fail #merics #opensource #foss #gnu #china #strategy
 

Städte und Gemeinden im Kreis Paderborn verteilen die Anhänger kostenlos an alle, die kein Smartphone haben: Mit Luca am Schlüsselbund einchecken - Paderborn - Westfalen-Blatt


Kein Wort das das ganze ein totaler Bullshit ist?

#fail #LucaApp
 

Steve Weis auf Twitter: "Berkshire Hathaway just hit $429,496.7295 and now Warren Buffet is broke. https://t.co/MPKkfo4QVL" / Twitter


Oops!
#32bit #WarrenBuffet #fail

https://twitter.com/sweis/status/1390374132265537548
 

Instant #Messenger #Signal: The #Instagram #ads #Facebook won't show you


source: https://signal.org/blog/the-instagram-ads-you-will-never-see/







#internet #economy #advertisement #fail #news #surveillance #tracking #freedom #privacy #wtf #omg
 

Instant #Messenger #Signal: The #Instagram #ads #Facebook won't show you


source: https://signal.org/blog/the-instagram-ads-you-will-never-see/







#internet #economy #advertisement #fail #news #surveillance #tracking #freedom #privacy #wtf #omg
 

#Oklahoma woman charged with #felony for not returning #VHS tape 21 years ago


source: https://okcfox.com/news/local/oklahoma-woman-charged-with-felony-for-not-returning-vhs-tape-21-years-ago
Online documents show Caron McBride is a wanted woman for never returning 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' on VHS tape in 1999.
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"I had lived with a young man, this was over 20 years ago. He had two kids, daughters that were 8, 10 or 11 years old, and I'm thinking he went and got it and didn't take it back or something. I have never watched that show in my entire life, just not my cup of tea," McBride said. "Meanwhile, I'm a wanted felon for a VHS tape."
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McBride said over the last 20 years, she's been let go from several jobs without being given a reason why.
BigData can destroy lifes :(
#usa #fail #data ##bigdata #justice #omg #wtf #job
 

#Oklahoma woman charged with #felony for not returning #VHS tape 21 years ago


source: https://okcfox.com/news/local/oklahoma-woman-charged-with-felony-for-not-returning-vhs-tape-21-years-ago
Online documents show Caron McBride is a wanted woman for never returning 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' on VHS tape in 1999.
...
"I had lived with a young man, this was over 20 years ago. He had two kids, daughters that were 8, 10 or 11 years old, and I'm thinking he went and got it and didn't take it back or something. I have never watched that show in my entire life, just not my cup of tea," McBride said. "Meanwhile, I'm a wanted felon for a VHS tape."
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McBride said over the last 20 years, she's been let go from several jobs without being given a reason why.
BigData can destroy lifes :(
#usa #fail #data ##bigdata #justice #omg #wtf #job
 

#Court clears 39 #post #office operators convicted due to ‘corrupt data’


source: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/23/court-clears-39-post-office-staff-convicted-due-to-corrupt-data?source=techstories.org
Campaigners believe that as many as 900 operators, often known as subpostmasters, may have been prosecuted and convicted between 2000 and 2014.

In his written judgment, Lord Justice Holroyde, sitting with Mr Justice Picken and Mrs Justice Farbey, said of the 39 cleared: “Many of these appellants went to #prison; those that did not suffered other penalties imposed by the courts; all would have experienced the anxiety associated with what they went through; all suffered financial losses, in some cases resulting in bankruptcy; some suffered breakdowns in family relationships; some were unable to find or retain work as a result of their convictions – causing further financial and emotional burdens; some suffered breakdowns in health; all suffered the shame and humiliation of being reduced from a respected local figure to a convicted criminal; and three … have gone to their graves carrying that burden.”
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In the high court, Mr Justice Fraser found the Fujitsu-developed #Horizon #system contained “bugs, errors and defects” and that there was a “material risk” shortfalls in branch accounts were caused by the system.
#software #bug #justice #fail #wtf #omg #news #uk
 

#Court clears 39 #post #office operators convicted due to ‘corrupt data’


source: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/23/court-clears-39-post-office-staff-convicted-due-to-corrupt-data?source=techstories.org
Campaigners believe that as many as 900 operators, often known as subpostmasters, may have been prosecuted and convicted between 2000 and 2014.

In his written judgment, Lord Justice Holroyde, sitting with Mr Justice Picken and Mrs Justice Farbey, said of the 39 cleared: “Many of these appellants went to #prison; those that did not suffered other penalties imposed by the courts; all would have experienced the anxiety associated with what they went through; all suffered financial losses, in some cases resulting in bankruptcy; some suffered breakdowns in family relationships; some were unable to find or retain work as a result of their convictions – causing further financial and emotional burdens; some suffered breakdowns in health; all suffered the shame and humiliation of being reduced from a respected local figure to a convicted criminal; and three … have gone to their graves carrying that burden.”
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In the high court, Mr Justice Fraser found the Fujitsu-developed #Horizon #system contained “bugs, errors and defects” and that there was a “material risk” shortfalls in branch accounts were caused by the system.
#software #bug #justice #fail #wtf #omg #news #uk
 

#Linux bans #University of #Minnesota for committing malicious #code


source: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/linux-bans-university-of-minnesota-for-committing-malicious-code/
The move comes after a group of UMN researchers were caught submitting a series of malicious code commits, or #patches that deliberately introduced #security vulnerabilities in the official Linux #codebase, as a part of their #research activities.
These days I often have the feeling that everyone is going #crazy and has reached the end of their intellectual capacity. :(

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#Fail #science #bug #exploration #software #source #opensource #floss #freedom #news
 

#Linux bans #University of #Minnesota for committing malicious #code


source: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/linux-bans-university-of-minnesota-for-committing-malicious-code/
The move comes after a group of UMN researchers were caught submitting a series of malicious code commits, or #patches that deliberately introduced #security vulnerabilities in the official Linux #codebase, as a part of their #research activities.
These days I often have the feeling that everyone is going #crazy and has reached the end of their intellectual capacity. :(

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#Fail #science #bug #exploration #software #source #opensource #floss #freedom #news
 
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